Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Sonamoo makes a comeback and Gugudan debuts

Disclaimer: It is unfair to compare the groups since one debuted before the other. 

Sonamoo attempts to take that Secret place in your heart with a song called....I like you too much. This song is crap, I saved you ears and you are welcome. I will wait until they get a good song that really showcases their talent because I know it exists. 


GuguDada debuts with circle lens and a song called Wonderland. From the 00:30 to 00:50 reminded me of °Cute which caused a mini marathon of the music videos. More importantly this video reminded me why I switch from Jpop to J-rock several years ago, I hate the sound of high pitched happy sounding girls sing especially when they want to scream the chorus together. You were warned....check the video out for yourself below. Word of advice to those who are going to watch, make sure your volume is low.
Never have I been so weirded out by circle lens in my life until this video. I love the whole innocence concept, I cannot wait for it to backfire on them when one of the members ends up in a scandal. *cue evil laugh*

Time to write my letter, I'm not sure whether I should addrest it to the CEO or someone ranked slightly lower than him so I address it to the company. 

Dear Jellyfish entertainment,

I'm not going to address the weird name of the group seeing that the name of the company is Jellyfish, I have only one complaint. If you're going to use VIXX's money to fund your new project at least put out a good song!

Yours truly,
Anonymous.


I love how every company tries to create the "new SNSD" like hello? they're still around, they haven't disbanded.....yet but I guess if you each for the stars and fall short you might be floating with the clouds. 


Sunday, June 26, 2016

Beast makes a comeback involving lots of staring??

Beast flutters into your heart again this year with their song Butterfly. It's a simple music video involving lots of staring, it had more staring than one Twilight movie.
The simplicity of the video allows you to focus on their amazing talent and of course the song.
Check it out for yourself...

And with their quietest comeback yet due to Cube's unique style of promotion which is tell just one fan and they'll pass it on, there were more fans of other groups than there were beauty. What is up with announcing what fan group you belong to....who effing cares. The views don't say
Beauty 120,000 views
EXO-L 100,00 views
Army 50,000 views
Accidentally clicks 50,000 views
Other 124,500 views
It just says 444,500 views!!


Honestly tho, this song sounds like it was made for Yoseob. Whoever decided to make Dongwoo sing instead of rap a few years ago made a great decision because he couldn't rap for crap.
Everytime hear a beast comeback I'm thankful that Doojoon debuted with them instead of 2pm because you wouldn't be able to hear him as much.

On a side note I'm hoping Hyunseung releases something before the year ends.

EXO 2016 comeback

It would be wrong of me if I never addressed this even if it was just to link the video.
Monster was...........eh

I felt like there was so much more than could have been done with the music video. The choreography seemed like a variation of moves from their other songs, I guess it'll make it easier for them to remember that way. The music video and song was lacking overall. But Chen's note tho...yes!


Lucky one was the better song.




All the Lay haters must be happy that he has less lines now. Chen poodle is gone so I'm extremely happy. He voice was like amazing as usual. D.O new look is growing on me. Xiumin has more than one line so yay. Lucky one was the better song out of the two but youtube views will show otherwise. Lucky one was a pretty awkward music video it's one of those where you what it once and listen to the audio everytime after. 


Have never liked any song called Monster except The Monster.

Brave Girls Returns with High Heels (Literally)

I'm pretty sure many of you thought this group was going to disband. You were wrong, they were just taking a Big Bang vacation before returning with new material that makes you wish that they made a comeback sooner. They've officially taken Sistar's spot on my list of summer girl group songs of 2016. 

Check out the song......


I'm not mad about the lack of visuals in this group. If any song can make you get past the lack of visuals, it's either decent-good or really bad. The guy dancing with Heels reminded me of G Dragon and that's not because I had a G Dragon mv marathon today, it's because of the way he moves in those heels. 

I'm not a fan of girl groups but I will be making a list of the worst summer girl group song of 2016 and right now A.DE's Strawberry is in my top 5, there was not freaking strawberry in the entire mv!!!!!!