Today I filled my sis in on kpop news, well mostly things pertaining to groups she likes. She LOVES Super Junior, Shinee and B2ST, she also listens to Big Bang and 2pm. Trying to convert her to a Primadonna, it's only a matter of time.
- Sungmin is getting married in December
Her reaction: Sungmin is marrying a guy?!
Me: No, a woman.
Her: He's not gay?! Must be a closet gay then.
Me: *face palm*
- Shows her new Super Junior mv 'This is Love'
Her: Who's that girl?
Me: That's Heechul.
Her: Any guy that's so comfortable being dressed as a girl cannot be straight. Wonder how many boyfriends he had when he did his military service.
Me: I've seen G Dragon wear worse.
Her: He ain't straight either.
Me: *shakes head*
video continues to play
Her: Every time I see Wookie he looks more and more gay.
Me: *Takes a breath then decided to let it go because I couldn't defend him*
Her: What happened to Leeteuk?!
Me: Military service.
Her: The haircut, his face....I prefer him before. Where's Yesung?!
Me: Military service.
Her: Siwon!!!!! *starts to fangirl over him*
Me: Uhm...Donghae is better.
Her: Too bad Siwon is married.
Me: Uh where did you hear that?? He's not married as far as I know.
Her: Yay! I'm coming for his sexy ass.
Me: He doesn't have any.
Her: Whatever, I'm going to marry that man or Taeyang. Oh look Kangin! and Shin uh....Shin something, Shindong.
Me: Some fan you are.
Her: I only care about Siwon.
Me: What about Donghae?!
- Showed her BTS new mv "War of Hormone"
Her: So is this video about them deciding whether they're gay or not?
Me: No -_-
Her: Man, look at the makeup on that one. (referring to Jongkook) Why is he dressed like Freddie Krueger.
Me: You thought so to, right?
Her: Edward scissorhands' hair (referring to Jimin), Hey that guy reminds me of G Dragon.
Me: His name is Suga, like sugar without the R.
Her: WTF, why does that guy keep licking his fingers and sticking his tongue out, is something wrong with him?
Me: It's his thing I guess.
Her: He just slapped the guy's butt, I bet he liked it.
Me: lol
Her: How did that skinny boy manage to carry that one? (referring to Suga and Jongkook)
Me: I was thinking the same thing, look at how thick his platforms are yet he's still the shortest one.
Her: Why do most kpop groups have a move for every little word they say.
Then she imitates them
"I'm going to eat this pizza now," She did a move for every word. Seeing it is funnier than how I described it.
- For some strange reason I decided to show her 'Back' by Infinite
Her: What's with the mohawks?
Woohyun's face appeared for about five seconds.
Her: That guy is ugly. (That's putting it mildly)
Me: This is my friends bias, Sunggyu.
Her: His head reminds me of a watermelon.
Me: What? How?
Her: Where's his eyes? What happened to his face?
Me: *looks at her in shock, I'm not a Sunggyu fan but dang*
Her: Did he just kick himself? (referring to Sunggyu)
Me: Yes, yes he did.
Her: I've seen some of those moves before from another group, do they just recycle dances.
Me: Yes, you can't expect everything to be creative and new.
Then I showed L, without mentioning the name because I know this would bring up Death Note etc...
Me: What do you think of him?
Her: He's okay. Look, X marks the spot on his head (referring to Sungjong)
I stopped the video.
Her: They look like 2pm if the were ex-convicts with no muscles. (She might have been referring to their earlier days when there were 7)
So I forgot to show her Evanesce, my bad. Didn't show B2st's new mv, because I haven't checked it out for myself either.
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