Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Rules to checking out a new kpop group or listening to kpop

Rule #1. Do not and I mean absolutely do not look up pictures of the members or watch the music video as this will cloud your judgement.
Cute guy(s) + horrible music = who's paying attention to the music when he or they look like that.
If you swing the other or you're a guy then replace guy with girl.

Instead, listen to the audio track of their debut song. This will help you to focus on the music instead of his or their looks or worse you may end up liking the group because one member out of 7 looks appealing.

If the song still sounds horrible listen to another song on their album because 9 times out of 10 there's a song on the album that is way better than their debut song. If they're still horrible abandon the group because they'll disband soon anyway, hopefully.

Rule #2. Listen to the song before looking up the lyrics because most times they won't make sense. Idols or the people who write their songs a.k.a songwriters are not philosophers even if people tend to think that there's some profound meaning behind the lyrics when they're just singing about how much they like coffee.

Rule #3. Their job is to sing and perform on stage so that is what you should judge them on. Do not judge their past mistakes or current ones, they didn't sign up to be role models for you or your children just to bring you music. So what if she made the mistake of getting ridiculously huge breast implants then denied getting them?

Rule #4. Do not shun them for debuting under a company you dislike. It's not their fault a company you liked didn't sign them, he or she auditioned for JYP but ended up debuting with Cube Entertainment.  If anything be thankful to that company you dislike for debuting an artist whose voice you enjoy listening to.

Rule #5. This one isn't really a rule. If the voices are great but the songs are horrible just wait for a song that's great and shows of their talents. God alone knows how long did I had to wait for a decent song from Secret.

Rule #6. If all the songs on the album sucks do not check out their variety shows. You might end up liking the group.

If the song is good proceed to check out the members. 

I can't name the number of times I've violated rule #1 and #6, now I'm an inspirit.

If you have any more rules to add leave them in the comment section and I'll add them to the list.

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