Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Sonamoo makes a comeback and Gugudan debuts

Disclaimer: It is unfair to compare the groups since one debuted before the other. 

Sonamoo attempts to take that Secret place in your heart with a song called....I like you too much. This song is crap, I saved you ears and you are welcome. I will wait until they get a good song that really showcases their talent because I know it exists. 


GuguDada debuts with circle lens and a song called Wonderland. From the 00:30 to 00:50 reminded me of °Cute which caused a mini marathon of the music videos. More importantly this video reminded me why I switch from Jpop to J-rock several years ago, I hate the sound of high pitched happy sounding girls sing especially when they want to scream the chorus together. You were warned....check the video out for yourself below. Word of advice to those who are going to watch, make sure your volume is low.
Never have I been so weirded out by circle lens in my life until this video. I love the whole innocence concept, I cannot wait for it to backfire on them when one of the members ends up in a scandal. *cue evil laugh*

Time to write my letter, I'm not sure whether I should addrest it to the CEO or someone ranked slightly lower than him so I address it to the company. 

Dear Jellyfish entertainment,

I'm not going to address the weird name of the group seeing that the name of the company is Jellyfish, I have only one complaint. If you're going to use VIXX's money to fund your new project at least put out a good song!

Yours truly,
Anonymous.


I love how every company tries to create the "new SNSD" like hello? they're still around, they haven't disbanded.....yet but I guess if you each for the stars and fall short you might be floating with the clouds. 


Sunday, June 26, 2016

Beast makes a comeback involving lots of staring??

Beast flutters into your heart again this year with their song Butterfly. It's a simple music video involving lots of staring, it had more staring than one Twilight movie.
The simplicity of the video allows you to focus on their amazing talent and of course the song.
Check it out for yourself...

And with their quietest comeback yet due to Cube's unique style of promotion which is tell just one fan and they'll pass it on, there were more fans of other groups than there were beauty. What is up with announcing what fan group you belong to....who effing cares. The views don't say
Beauty 120,000 views
EXO-L 100,00 views
Army 50,000 views
Accidentally clicks 50,000 views
Other 124,500 views
It just says 444,500 views!!


Honestly tho, this song sounds like it was made for Yoseob. Whoever decided to make Dongwoo sing instead of rap a few years ago made a great decision because he couldn't rap for crap.
Everytime hear a beast comeback I'm thankful that Doojoon debuted with them instead of 2pm because you wouldn't be able to hear him as much.

On a side note I'm hoping Hyunseung releases something before the year ends.

EXO 2016 comeback

It would be wrong of me if I never addressed this even if it was just to link the video.
Monster was...........eh

I felt like there was so much more than could have been done with the music video. The choreography seemed like a variation of moves from their other songs, I guess it'll make it easier for them to remember that way. The music video and song was lacking overall. But Chen's note tho...yes!


Lucky one was the better song.




All the Lay haters must be happy that he has less lines now. Chen poodle is gone so I'm extremely happy. He voice was like amazing as usual. D.O new look is growing on me. Xiumin has more than one line so yay. Lucky one was the better song out of the two but youtube views will show otherwise. Lucky one was a pretty awkward music video it's one of those where you what it once and listen to the audio everytime after. 


Have never liked any song called Monster except The Monster.

Brave Girls Returns with High Heels (Literally)

I'm pretty sure many of you thought this group was going to disband. You were wrong, they were just taking a Big Bang vacation before returning with new material that makes you wish that they made a comeback sooner. They've officially taken Sistar's spot on my list of summer girl group songs of 2016. 

Check out the song......


I'm not mad about the lack of visuals in this group. If any song can make you get past the lack of visuals, it's either decent-good or really bad. The guy dancing with Heels reminded me of G Dragon and that's not because I had a G Dragon mv marathon today, it's because of the way he moves in those heels. 

I'm not a fan of girl groups but I will be making a list of the worst summer girl group song of 2016 and right now A.DE's Strawberry is in my top 5, there was not freaking strawberry in the entire mv!!!!!!


Tuesday, January 27, 2015

The Exo Experience

Yesterday my sister and I were talking when she said to me "You know we never gave Exo a shot" and she was right when they debuted we tried listening to their song 'Mama' but turn the video off after the weird chanting at the beginning and cast the group into the 'do not watch' pile. We tried getting into Exo for a second time once, we watched a show they did and all I remember from it was Kris' expression and when said "Chicken is not my style" but ended up eating it later, we stopped after that episode and I decided I don't like Kris. Later I found out about adorable Xiumin and Dimples Lay, I have a thing for dimples so even if I don't listen to a group I'll still know the member in the group with dimples. Considering we knew all of the members' names already we decided to give it another go and so the journey began again.....

MAMA

We started off with Exo's debut song  'Mama' however we watched my favorite fangirl do a cover of it. (P.S check out her BTS fangirl versions) So in the beginning when they chant she says "Careless, carelss, shoot anonymous, anonymous. Heartless, mindless, no one cares about me" we laughed because 1. They (it's two of them) do tend to add their own lyrics and go crazy fangirl on us when singing 2.There's no way sm would use lyrics like that "Shoot anonymous?" WTF?! but then again there was a song by Suju that had "sexy free and single, I'm ready to bingo."



So after this, we checked out the real video. Exo-M's version (we're Exo-M biased.) We skipped the narration, maybe if we didn't we could have avoided any misconceptions that we would later have.
OMG we love Chen like we  LOVE him, this is the first time ever my sister and I have the same bias.  This video also changed how I felt about Kris. At the 3:27 mark she tells me they refer to Lay as a "Unicorn" so I asked her "Is it because he touched a picture of a unicorn?" and she said "I don't know" so I say "If that's the case why don't they call...." and so the nicknaming begins (some nicknames existed before this video).
Xiumin = Iceman or "me iceman"
Lay = unicorn, dimples

Chen = Leather jacket

Luhan = Tiny face or He who levitates balls

Tao = gay swordsman

Sehun = "I cause sandstorms" or eyebrows

Suho- mini eyebrows

**Any nickname with quotations must be said in the terminator's (Arnold's) voice. 

Then there's a dance sequence around 4:18 where Kai comes in and we started to complain
"Ugh, why is he here?"
"We watched M so we didn't have to watch him" 
"Why is he at the front?"
"Lay's a better dancer!"
"Hey look at Tao, cool spin."

This is what freaked us out in the mv; Xiumin and Kris.


"Wtf happened to his face."
"Why? What is on his face?"
"Why am I being yelled at?!"
"I'm scared."

Conclusion: Once you get passed the creepy weird ass chanting at the beginning of the song, it is okay. 


History

We made fun of beginning, I told her "I remember people were saying they looked like they were jerking off and so this is where the gif came from."
The following were some of the comments:
"Nothing against Kris but why would they put him at the front when he looks awkward doing that move."
"Haha, my pain be creeping."
"Those shiny pants on Chen, not even MC Hammer would want those back."
Then halfway through the video
"I almost forgot about Lay, where is he?"
     -"He's...Wait, where is he?"
     -"Never mind. I found him." 
"Luhan looks so out of place with those clothes." 


Conclusion: We like this song. 



Overdose


And from this video the nickname Luhan-a (Luhana) was born. 

Also Kai's nickname "Kai-ana" was also born. (refer to K version of mv).


It starts off with them in....wtf am I supposed to call that? It isn't exactly a pyramid. Rewind.....they start off in a formation and we can't help but to pause the video for a short laugh break. 
Highlights of this video...

"Luhana, what happened to your hair?!"

"Chen's fisherman's hat." 

"Lay's leopard print." My sister and I will forever equate leopard print to Infinite's Sunggyu (Why? He claims to love it but we think he looks horrible in it.)


"Suho looks better when you can't see his hair."

"Chanyeol's and Sehun's clothes...."smh

We spazzed over Xiumin doing this...
                           E                                                     X                                                      O

Kai ninjas to the front after Tao's part. "Why?"
                                                            - "Go back to the back."

Conclusion: We really like this song.


Wolf



At first we we we trying to figure out whether the human tree was supposed to be swaying or whether some of the Exo-M members had trouble staying still. Then arms come out at the base and I say to her "What the hell are we watching?" then she says "You're asking me? I'm still trying to figure that out."
Kai comes on and she says "Ew that's when he had cornrows, I hate that hairstyle on him" and I say "Is it weird that I kinda like it on him and those earrings but I still find him annoying." 

I have a special place in my heart for Chanyeol he looks like he was a mischievous kid. (Sorry, I did not include a Chanyeol pic)

Other comments: 
"Aren't they taking the wolf thing a little too seriously when they dance? I'm surprised the haven't lifted up their legs yet like they're peeing and say  "Naega Olf, Awuuuu"
Later on in the video our attention moves to Kai. "Ugh, why is he at the front again? and why does he get so much screen time?"
At 3:28-334, we were ROFL. 

She made fun of Tao's pink eye shadow.

Then there's Luhan-a (Luhana). 

Aw... Chen and I have matching shirts.


Baekhyun "Look mom, I'm like a character in Naruto."


Conclusion: Dislike. Nothing could save that song, not even if they were all shirtless...well, we might rewatch the video a few times on mute and play History in the background. But I think the choreography and History would clash. 


Growl


Before we pressed play my sister says to me "Is there a difference between Growl and Wolf? Do hey say naega growl, naega growl ahwuuuu"
The following are some comments/observations made during the video:
"Something bothers me about Sehun's pants, is it because it's too high or because he has no belt on?"
"That hat looks better on Sehun than D,O." Then Suho takes the hat from Sehun.
     -"That hat needs to be burnt it looks good on no one." 
        5 seconds later...."Where'd the hat go?"
        "I have powers, I made it disappear." 
"Why does Suho have to be special by having writing on his shirt?"
      -"I forgot there was a Suho in Exo, where was he in the other vids?"
      -"Let me just point out he was at the beginning of the video."
      - "No one care about him." (modified the line from mama)
"Bow-ties suit D.O I kinda see what that chick from Girl's Day sees in him besides his amazing voice."

Conclusion: Meh, I guess it's okay, it's better than Wolf.  

What is Love


My sister starts off with "Super Junior answered them with 'This is Love.'"
Then Chen starts sing "my baby, baby, baby..." and I respond "Yes baby."
Then the mv shows Sehun then Kai "Ugh why are they here again? They haven't showed Xiumin yet!"
We saw this....

"Whoa is that Kai?"
"I'm not sure, let's go back."
"It is him."
"It's Kai-ana. Ah, the wonders of less light and a different hairstyle."
"I want his jacket."
"I want his number so I can get in touch with his makeup artist.


"Wow even when they're driving I can still see Sehun's eyebrows." 

So you're probably wondering what my deal with Sehun's eyebrows. Well, how do I describe it, it's like his eyebrows are furrowed without him trying to furrow them. For example this pic
 and every other picture I've seen of him.

Then I saw this...


"Who's that guy?"
"Suho."
"Really? The heck's that?"
"Mini eyebrows."
"Oh yes, I forgot about him."

When the video was done...
"Uhm...did anyone besides Chen and Luhan have lines?"
"I can't tell their voices apart yet so idk."

Conclusion: Good song but probably wouldn't listen to it often. 


Then we proceeded to watch an episode of them on Weekly Idol and their showcase (The one Leeteuk hosted). 
When Lay and Kai were dancing together I said "I think Lay is a little too slow" - "Kai is dancing too fast. - "Seriously, I don't like him either but really? Kai is dancing too fast? Try harder for a better excuse."


I wake up today and she says to me "Do you want to continue watching that Exo show we started watching from before."
My thoughts "What did I get myself into?"

Overall Comments:
We're Chen and Exo M biased. I wouldn't call ourselves official fans, but we will be replaying history and overdose at my house and also look forward to any recent releases. I know we missed one video so if and when we do check it out I will write a post here. 

Don't take the comments made too seriously.But if you read this far kudos to you, why don't you leave a comment too telling us about your Exo experience (good or bad, funny or sad).



Sunday, November 2, 2014

Kpop Update (Sibling Edition)

Today I filled my sis in on kpop news, well mostly things pertaining to groups she likes. She LOVES Super Junior, Shinee and B2ST, she also listens to Big Bang and 2pm. Trying to convert her to a Primadonna, it's only a matter of time.

  • Sungmin is getting married in December
Her reaction: Sungmin is marrying a guy?! 
Me: No, a woman.
Her: He's not gay?! Must be a closet gay then.
Me: *face palm*

  • Shows her new Super Junior mv 'This is Love'

Her: Who's that girl?
Me: That's Heechul.
Her: Any guy that's so comfortable being dressed as a girl cannot be straight. Wonder how many boyfriends he had when he did his military service.
Me: I've seen G Dragon wear worse.
Her: He ain't straight either.
Me: *shakes head*

video continues to play
Her: Every time I see Wookie he looks more and more gay. 
Me: *Takes a breath then decided to let it go because I couldn't defend him*
Her: What happened to Leeteuk?!
Me: Military service.
Her: The haircut, his face....I prefer him before. Where's Yesung?! 
Me: Military service.
Her: Siwon!!!!! *starts to fangirl over him*
Me: Uhm...Donghae is better.
Her: Too bad Siwon is married.
Me: Uh where did you hear that?? He's not married as far as I know. 
Her: Yay! I'm coming for his sexy ass. 
Me: He doesn't have any.
Her: Whatever, I'm going to marry that man or Taeyang. Oh look Kangin! and Shin uh....Shin something, Shindong.
Me: Some fan you are.
Her: I only care about Siwon.
Me: What about Donghae?!

  • Showed her BTS new mv "War of Hormone"

Halfway through the video...
Her: So is this video about them deciding whether they're gay or not?
Me: No -_-
Her: Man, look at the makeup on that one. (referring to Jongkook) Why is he dressed like Freddie Krueger.
Me: You thought so to, right?
Her: Edward scissorhands' hair (referring to Jimin), Hey that guy reminds me of G Dragon.
Me: His name is Suga, like sugar without the R.
Her: WTF, why does that guy keep licking his fingers and sticking his tongue out, is something wrong with him?
Me: It's his thing I guess.
Her: He just slapped the guy's butt, I bet he liked it.
Me: lol
Her: How did that skinny boy manage to carry that one? (referring to Suga and Jongkook)
Me: I was thinking the same thing, look at how thick his platforms are yet he's still the shortest one.
Her: Why do most kpop groups have a move for every little word they say. 
Then she imitates them 
"I'm going to eat this pizza now," She did a move for every word. Seeing it is funnier than how I described it. 

  • For some strange reason I decided to show her 'Back' by Infinite

Her: What's with the mohawks?
Woohyun's face appeared for about five seconds.
Her: That guy is ugly.  (That's putting it mildly)
Me: This is my friends bias, Sunggyu.
Her: His head reminds me of a watermelon.
Me: What? How?
Her: Where's his eyes?  What happened to his face?
Me: *looks at her in shock, I'm not a Sunggyu fan but dang*
Her: Did he just kick himself? (referring to Sunggyu)
Me: Yes, yes he did. 
Her: I've seen some of those moves before from another group, do they just recycle dances.
Me: Yes, you can't expect everything to be creative and new.
Then I showed L, without mentioning the name because I know this would bring up Death Note etc...
Me: What do you think of him?
Her: He's okay. Look, X marks the spot on his head (referring to Sungjong) 
I stopped the video.

Her: They look like 2pm if the were ex-convicts with no muscles. (She might have been referring to their earlier days when there were 7)


So I forgot to show her Evanesce, my bad. Didn't show B2st's new mv, because I haven't checked it out for myself either.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Who would you rather party with?

T-ara
A disco themed dance party with T-ara. There's nothing like an alcohol-free themed party.

Big Bang G.D & T.O.P
A more grown up party with booze, DJ(s), a place so cool that you need a passport to enter, lots of people and the name of the song implies that the party favors will get you high. Bonus: performance by G.D & T.O.P and the chance to also party it up with Taeyang and SeungRi (if you're into towels being thrown at you later).

2pm in Hands up
Although fun this party can dangerous with hands randomly going up and down without warning. For half of the party you'll be partying with booze, chicks with bubbles, and a DJ but by the end of the night you'll most likely be drunk. The second half you'll be forced to one side of the club while 2pm dances for the DJ. I feel drunk already thinking about how many shots I'd have to take every time they say get your drinks down.

2pm in Go Crazy
Drunk Junho, nuff said. Kay I'll give you another reason, booze, food, DJ, glow sticks, dancing, party games, confused Nichkhun, boxing match, a ram, and it's a house party at their place which means no cleaning up for you. There's always that drunk guy that jumps into the pool first before everyone else joins in.
The next morning you can't remember what happened.



Big Star
Guy wearing a horse's head, Baram drilling in walls, indoor kiddie pools, group dances, unknown/ mislabeled drinks, balloons, two unicorns that someone stole from a carousel. I have one question though, what happens when they stop singing? what will we dance to?! so that was two questions, I just pulled a YG. When you really look at it there wasn't much dancing, it was more like people standing around talking with booze in their hands and occasionally wave their hands in the air. The unknown liquid is so strong that you'll think you were somewhere else.


2ne1
Pool party. There's so many balls in the pool, I'm not trying to imply anything by that, or am I? Sparklers, booze, and randomly saying "do you love me" because they asked you to, at least the Kwon twins will be there.



So who would you party with out of the 6 options?